Sunday 30 April 2017

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Let's see if you can say that better. Or, am I even sure what you're talking about? Genuine clarity and your bulging vocabulary couldn't be more clearly delineated.

If you can speak you can write -- that's what Hitch used to say. The caveat is that the standard for speaking well is having others want to listen. A bad sign, then, when the writer herself is not engaged enough even to re-read what she had produced.

Know your subject. Know your tenses. Know the difference between a sensitive metaphor and a reductionist disaster.

You've clearly mastered the art of a Google search. But this millennial wealth of information must be examined in a way that is circumspect. This is not Britannica.

I fear that your teachers, while of noble intention, have singled out Wikipedia and social media as the enemies of objectivity. In so doing, they have given a pass to everything else and offered no fundamental lens of discernment through which to look.  

Remember, discrimination is not a dirty word. Once we get passed the tedium of 'more than’ and Oxford commas, then the real fun can begin. Identifying problems in a sentence is just a stepping-stone to noticing problems in arguments, inconsistencies in positions and data, and ultimately to seeing the wrongs in the world around us.

But for now, go out, copy and paste, recycle and regurgitate, safe in the knowledge that some ethereal gatekeeper exists to maintain the reputation of the masthead. Though, more likely sparing no thought at all.

And here I sit, hunched, in the shadows but for the incandescent glow of the MacBook Pro on my face. Know that my criticism of ostensible cruelty is only partly intended as such. The cruelest thing would be to say everything is fine.


Brendan McBryde

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