Friday 31 March 2017

Challenger


They take a seat in the pizzeria after removing their overcoats.  He takes his daughter’s coat and hangs it on the back of her chair and is nearly cleaned out by a young man who is fully engaged in his phone as he navigates his way around chairs, toddlers and people carrying pints of beer and soft drinks with straws.  He sits and looks at the menu with his wife and two young children.  He already knows she will opt for Super Supreme with a crispy base. The thirteen-year-old will want vegetarian, gluten free and her brother will want meat and anything covered with cheese.  Other parents are out with their kids, most of whom are oblivious to the goings on of the restaurant and are furiously playing phone games and sending inane messages or videos to each other.  The man would be not surprised if some of them are even sending them to their friends in the next booth. 
The wall-mounted television screen overhead plays a ‘Beyonce vs Lady Gaga’ video battle.  The man is not captured by the image of Beyonce dancing like a precision watch in painted-on clothing but of the Challenger shuttle exploding as part of the background montage.   It reminds him of running back to the cabin in Tahuna to tell his parents of the news of the explosion.  Now he’s no longer in the city, he is back in his coastal hometown where he’s seventeen.   It’s 1986 and it’s not his wife he’s looking at across the table but Karen.  They’ve been going out for five months.  Tonight’s the night he thinks.   She is not distracted by any hand-held devices, if anything, her eyes are focused solely on him.  People in stone-washed jeans and denim jackets are talking as Icehouse’s ‘Electric Blue’ fades out to Dire Straits and their new ‘Money for Nothing’ riff.  He has just added Brothers in Arms to his growing compact disc collection (now fifteen!) and he’s nearly learned every song off by heart.  Karen waits with a Southern Comfort and L & P while he goes to the counter. He peels a twenty and three two dollar notes from his small brown pay packet and returns copper coins to his pocket.   
In eleven months Karen will drive across the hill and change her city scape, her own views inevitably conforming to those of her newfound friends.  He remembers no seasons in those final months.  Just the remaining time holding hands at the cinema, listening to John Farnham and pretending to feel grown up by drinking Miami wine cooler under age at the Cobb.
He still looks for where her place was when he drives through on holiday.  It seems so much smaller now. 

Andrew Hawkey

Thursday 30 March 2017

Indian Summer


Don’t visit Las Vegas in summer.

The wind, when Anthony stepped out of the airport, was like one of those giant gas blower heaters they use to heat cavernous halls. The wind blew in from the desert. And Las Vegas is tiny. Beyond the absurd town, one could see reality: desert – austere, harsh, sere.

At least the wind was real. The first thing that Anthony had seen on stepping off the air bridge had been rows of gaudy, flashing gaming machines – the airport! – and opposite on the wall, a giant advertisement – ‘The Gun Store 2900 East Tropicana Ave (minutes from the strip) Open 7 days TRY ONE! SHOOT A REAL MACHINEGUN! MP5, Uzi, Thompson, MP40, AK47, Sten, M16, M249 SAW’.

God bless America.

Don’t visit Las Vegas at all.

Anthony had read Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz’s An Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States. How much easier the genocide would have been with a few M249 Squad Automatic Weapons! The Indian Removal Policy probably wouldn’t have needed to resort to mandating the slaughter of every buffalo on the continent in order to wipe out the Indians’ economic base for resistance – could have just mowed down them ‘hostiles’ in one fine Indian summer.

In the cheap hotel that night, Anthony riffled through the Gideons Bible (God bless America).
      The sayings of Agur son of Jakeh, of Massa. Oracle of this man for Ithiel, for Ithiel and for Ucal …
So far so uninteresting.
      … There are three things beyond my comprehension,
      four, indeed, that I do not understand:
     the way of an eagle through the skies,
     the way of a snake over the rock,
     the way of a ship in mid-ocean,
     the way of a man with a girl …


The way of a man with a girl didn’t seem all that incomprehensible from Anthony’s recollection – and certainly the rhythmic bang of furniture on the wall of his room suggested that the people in the next room weren’t too perplexed.

Anthony had seen fish eagles in Zimbabwe and, high up lost in the blue of African skies, the famous bateleur eagle. Yeah, pretty cool.

Boats held no interest for Anthony. But Anthony was a New Zealander …

He escaped Las Vegas and headed for Utah: Edward Abbey country, the father of eco-terrorism.

He was struggling up the steep canyon slope – hard, red, solid rock – the scant vegetation desiccated and stunted, when he saw movement on the track ahead.

He ran towards it. The snake was an intense blue, it moved like electricity across the red rock, it moved fast and with all the power of the vast natural world, like the very serpent once revered with awe as vicar of divinity, rebirth and spiritual power here beneath the burning Sun.

Anthony ran after it, enchanted.


Barnaby McBryde

Risk



She was no ordinary hitch-hiker.  Late 50s, greying hair dragged back into a ponytail, she looked out of place on the empty Maniototo roadside.  Curious, I pulled over and rolled down the passenger window.

-    A bit hot to be walking today.  Where are you headed?

She smiled and shrugged.

-    Not sure. Where are you going?

 The accent was a languorous Southern States drawl.

-    Wanaka.
-    That works for me.

I popped the boot for her pack. She climbed in beside me, stowing a small Aztec carryall at her feet.

-    Thanks. I sure do appreciate this. I’m worn slap out.

I put the car in gear and looked over my shoulder.

-    We're getting a real Indian summer.
-    I reckon.

I waited for a campervan to pass, then accelerated back on to the road. Dry gold paddocks stretched to the horizon, dotted with round bales of hay, pink-wrapped like little girls’ gifts.

-    If you don’t mind me saying, you’re not the normal hitch-hiker.
-    I hope I’m not the normal anything.  Trying to escape normal life, truth be told.
-    Normal life being?
-    Corporatisation, academic game playing, funding cuts, doing more with less. Sorry you asked?
-    Not at all. Sounds like quite a story. What’s the alternative?

She reached down and unfastened her bag, extracting a small pink ball.

-    Magic. Storytelling.

She enclosed the ball in her left hand, blew on her fist, then opened her hand, now empty.

-    Wow, very impressive.
-    I’ve always loved this stuff. Waved a pencil like a wand before I could hold it right.

She retrieved the ball from her shirt pocket and continued to roll it around in her hands as we drove.

-    I’ve done tricks and made up stories as long as I can remember.  I love it more than pretty much anything.  Left my job to do this, for a few dollars or a bed and a meal.

She swiveled in her seat and looked straight at me.

-    Life’s short. Sometimes you have to take a risk.

I glanced at her and turned my eyes back to the road.  We drove on, me pondering risk, while the disappearing and reappearing pink ball flashed in my peripheral vision.

-    I need to make a short stop in Alexandra. Do you mind?

We slowed at the 50 sign, passing the motor camp and the fall of the land to the Manuherikia.

-    You know what, this looks nice. I might get out here.

I pulled over just before the War Memorial on the roundabout.

-    Can I buy you a drink? An appreciation for the ride?

For a moment, I was tempted.

-    Thanks, but I’m expected by 5.  Good luck with the magic.
-    So far so good. It’s all around. Maybe you’ll find some too.

I watched her in the rear vision mirror as I pulled away, shouldering her pack and pausing to choose her direction.


Rosemary McBryde

Wednesday 1 March 2017

March

At last, some consistently sunny weather has arrived here in the deep south.  In response, the Artistic Director has decided that the starter for March is "That Indian Summer".  Looking forward to your stories of 300-500 words in response to this lovely idea, as usual to rosemary.mcbryde@gmail.com, by 31 March. Happy writing.